34 - The EPM Files: Episode 1

Why read a Choose Your Own Adventure book when you can live in one? This week we put those dusty books down, pick up a fistful of dice, and get down to some serious tabletop roleplaying!

Vern and B0 are Lacoonian System Rapid Force special agents assigned to all cases concerning... the Evil Power Master. A cult of EPM worshipping crazies has just stolen a bunch of crystals from a Haemogian lab... but why? Will B0's soft, fleshy hands be able to squeeze out some answers? Will Vern find courage in the bewildering pages of his Sonic the Hedgehog fanfic? Will anyone get to the bottom of anything, or will they be too busy getting captured and blowing things up? This time, it's up to the dice.

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