Butter Town - 25 - Well Rounded

Episode Title: “Well Rounded / OR / Tentacles, Taxidermy, and the Telepathic Trombonist”

In this off-the-rails episode, the guys invite listeners to journey into an interdimensional flea market rumored to house the world’s largest collection of astronaut footwear and sentient jar pickles. Armed only with a microphone and a suspiciously bedazzled compass, they chart a course through neon forests of singing fungi, encounter a telepathic trombonist who communicates exclusively in jazz solos, and they bargain with a seven-eyed salamander for a reasonably priced antique taxidermy set (guaranteed curse-free).

As the episode unfolds, you’ll learn the true story behind The Great Emu Uprising of 3129, get an inside look at the secret poetry slam hosted by migratory walruses, and finally discover why the intergalactic ambassador to Planet Fabulous insists on wearing elbow-length gloves made from crystallized moon tears. Expect zero coherence, questionable morals, and absolutely no useful takeaways. In other words, it’s just another ordinary day in the mind-bending world of Butter Town. Tune in if you dare.