Episode 16: Donate ALL your metal rods to Ozzy Osbourne

Bruh...

This week, we thought we'd try something new. We decided to record 17,000 measures @ 669 BPM discussing why middle-aged woman diarrhea is worse (for some reason). From dick pics superimposed over spreadsheets, measuring dicks by weight, to poo on a plane... This fifth and final episode went off the rails almost immediately and never returned. Instead of discussing music, we spend an hour and 40 minutes discussing diarrhea. Nothing much has changed since we were in 6th grade, apparently, and we're entirely unapologetic. J discusses the medical realities of diarrhea and c. diff infections and the need for an ass-to-ass centipede situation (fecal transplant) to cure it.

We force listeners to experience 15 versions of "Baker Street" in an attempt to unravel the mysteries of why 80's movies had so much saxophone music in their intros. Jase continues to bore listeners with more nursing stories. Heavy (dense) dicks can damage vocal cords, just so you know, and Meryl Streep has never starred in a movie, according to our cis white hetero male drummer (Nick). Lots to love in this episode!

We love you guys - come talk to us the next time you see us live (if you don't, we'll know). Until next time! ByyyyeeeeeeeEEEEeee!