Segment City Episode 93 - Paying the Devil to Take our Souls

2021-04-28

“MUHAHAHA Welcome Mortal To The Gates of Hell! Why Have You Come Here?” “Ehhh… How much to sell you my soul?” “You Are Foolish For - I’m sorry, what?” “Yeah, how much to sell my soul? How much is it going to cost?” “You don’t need to-” “$100? $500?” “Isn’t the price of YOUR ETERNAL SOUL enough payment?” “Ok, $1000.” “Are you even listening? Whatever, I won’t leave money on the table. What do you wish in return?” “I want to learn how to negotiate.” On this...

“MUHAHAHA Welcome Mortal To The Gates of Hell! Why Have You Come Here?”

“Ehhh… How much to sell you my soul?”

“You Are Foolish For - I’m sorry, what?”

“Yeah, how much to sell my soul? How much is it going to cost?”

“You don’t need to-”

“$100? $500?”

“Isn’t the price of YOUR ETERNAL SOUL enough payment?”

“Ok, $1000.”

“Are you even listening? Whatever, I won’t leave money on the table. What do you wish in return?”

“I want to learn how to negotiate.”

On this episode, the boys talk about the documentary “Leaving Neverland”, sexual allegations against Internet personalities, Theo tells a tale about a “Florida Man” disrupting a local election by entering a candidate with the same last name as the Democratic candidate to confuse voters, Will goes over some crazy questions from Quora including medicinal farts in the face, how much it costs to sell your soul to the Devil, how to steal beauty with dark magic, and more, and Theo presents some Rapper names and asks will to rank them based on which he likes the most, the least, and which would win in a fight.

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