Friday-the-13th-on-the-Front Porch, Head-ON with Roxanne Kincaid June 13, 2025

🎙️ Head-ON with Roxanne Kincaid – June 13, 2025

Join in for ~3 hours of caffeinated chaos, live calls, and liberal lashings. with your voice of reason (and rant) Roxanne Kincaid, your favorite “liberal transbilly elitist”

🍸 Well now, friends, I’ll tell you… this week’s “Head-ON” was a veritable banquet of political folly, served with a chaser of fury and a twist of gallows humor. Let’s dig into the choicest morsels, shall we? It's the year's only Friday the 13th Mayhem! 

🌍 Global Fireworks – Israel vs. Iran & Oil Spills of Truth

Roxanne opened with a kaboom, detailing Israel’s surprise attack on Iran and Iran’s ensuing missile-laced rebuttal. She minced no words, branding Israel’s regime as a pack of “racists, genocidalists, fascists cosplaying as the most stable democracy in the Middle East.” 🎭
She skewered the U.S. media and policy folks who ignore oil’s role in war, noting The Economist fretted over $120/barrel predictions—while the planet’s on fire, no less!
She gave a geographical spanking to the term “Middle East” (it’s Western Asia, darling), and compared women’s rights in Iran vs. Saudi Arabia. Iran wins, believe it or not.

Oh, and Netanyahu? According to Roxanne, he’s just ducking prison by starting a war. 🎯

🇺🇸 Democracy’s Death Rattle – Padilla, MAGA & Marches

U.S. Senator Alex Padilla, detained by feds on federal property (I say!), was a centerpiece of horror. Senator Luján joined in to condemn DHS, especially Secretary “Hotmama” Noem, who insists “f***ing up was the plan all along.” 😤
Roxanne bemoaned the GOP’s silence – not one peep of protest from those scamps in the Senate. The silence? Deafening.

Tomorrow’s “No Kings” protests (some 2,000 of them!) are expected to be MAGAT magnets, with Proud Boys sniffing around for chaos. Roxanne cautioned: don’t ask abuse victims to be nice to their abusers, thank you very much. 💥

🧠 The President: Daddy D’oh!

Oh, this fellow! Roxanne spared no snark in slicing “Nitwit Nero,” our own Tangerine Tiberius, calling him a “regressed toddler” with “a mind going faster than his body.” 🤯
He’s dreaming of a big Army parade (38% approval), mangling WWII history (Putin fought Nazis?!), and still blaming E. Jean Carroll for his 34 felony convictions.

His “America First” spin is isolating us from the world—and even MAGATs are split: hawks want war, others choke on their own antisemitism. 🍊💣

💸 Petrodollars, Propaganda & Patronage

A fine explanation of the U.S.-Saudi petrodollar dance appeared courtesy of Randy Radar—seems U.S. foreign policy’s oily obsession might just be green in more ways than one. 💵
Listener calls, Discord chatter, and community donations gave the show its usual punch of grassroots grit. A few highlights:

• 🎧 Jeremy’s tribute to his late grandmother

• ❤️ Roger’s hospital update (good luck with that aortic valve!)

• 📚 Cynthia’s literary challenge (hint: think D****** A****!)

🧾 Odds, Ends & Open Wallets

Friday funding goals? Met! – thanks to a swell of listener support. $240 raised to push past the halfway mark in June. Keep those Patreon and PayPal pennies flowing! 💕Please consider contributing headon.live/contribute

🎩 In conclusion, my fine feathered compatriots, this episode was a potent cocktail of righteous rage, gallows giggles, and political pyrotechnics. Take your medicine, wear your helmet, and for heaven’s sake—vote like your life depends on it.

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“You can’t cheat an honest man, but you can sure as hell elect a dishonest one.” 🥃

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