”Sweet Dee Has a Heart Attack”

This right here is the podcast. Now let's talk about the podcast. Can we talk about the podcast please, listener? I've been dying to talk about the podcast with you all day, okay? Co-host Eric, this name keeps comin' up over and over and over again. Every day Co-host Eric's audio track keeps getting sent back to me. Co-host Eric, Co-host Eric, this whole file is Co-host Eric! So I say to myself I gotta find this guy. I gotta go up to his house, I gotta put his audio track in the guy's goddamn hands! Otherwise he's never gonna get it, it's gonna keep coming back down here. So I go up to Co-host Eric's house and what do I find out, listener, what do I find out? There is no Co-host Eric. The man does not exist, okay? So I decided, ohh shit, buddy, I gotta dig a little deeper. There's no Co-host Eric, you gotta be kidding me, I got gigabytes full of Co-host Eric! All right, so I start marching my way down to Co-host Ross and I knock on his door and I say, "Rooosss, Rooosss! I gotta talk to you about Co-host Eric!" And when I open the door, what do I find? There's not a single goddamn piece of recording equipment in the house. There is no Co-host Ross. Listener, all the hosts of this podcast have been made up. This podcast is a goddamn ghost town.