Cheez-It (PART 1) with Alec ”Not now, not tomorrow” Herr

In our first two-parter yet, we (Jon and Thomas) admit to being simps in high school, and that Alec declared that he has been a non-simp for his entire life.  This helps us put Goldfish in their simp-place.  Alec also hits a home-run with his wordplay based new product ideas.