The Expat Files 5.9.25

#1- Announcing Johnny’s August 2025 “Expat Insider Seminar”:

Join in the fun. Mark August 15th through 22nd on your calendar and join me for a week as we drink from the fire hose in both Guatemala and El Salvador. To get in on the early bird discounts just go to www.expatplanb.com and click on the seminar link.     

 

#2- "SIN VERGUENZA” is a phrase you will hear a lot here in Latin America:

It means whne a person is without shame or one who is shameless.

Time to elaborate…. 

#3- Does it surprise you that Latinos are NOT very good at keeping secrets? 

 

#4- I'm not complaining but......since when have both fat, skinny and normal Latinas universally decided to strut at will in yoga pants that are two sizes too small? 

 

#5- If you hear your Latino or Latina significant other use the word “disimula”… its a sign you might soon be in the dog house: 

#6- Unstable and chaotic romantic relationships seem to be the norm in Latin America: 

 

#7- A word about the millions of Latino deadbeat dads who leach off of their exes:

They’re everywhere… just swing a dead cat and you’re bound to hit one.

 

#8- Now for a most embarrassing moment…

 #9- Be sure to pick up my newly updated, "LATIN AMERICAN HEALTHCARE REPORT":

the new edition for 2025 (and beyond) is available now, including the latest "Stem Cell Clinic" info and data and my top picks for the best treatment centers for expats and gringos. Just go to www.ExpatPlanB.com     

#10- Our own Expat Captain Mango has developed a unique one-on-one Crypto consulting and training service (he’s been deep into crypto since 2013). To get started, email him at:

bewarecaptainmango@gmail.com