Strip Mall Wig Launch & Lunchtime Met Gala

After two Gossip Time specials, we're back for our regular (but still extremely exciting!) coverage. However, we must first discuss the new trailer for Real Housewives of Dallas Season 5. Welcome Dr. Tiffany Moon! Hope they smudged the place to get rid of LeeAnne's bad vibes.

After this week's Potomac episode, we have some questions... Is Karen genuinely that terrible at orchestrating drama? Why is Ashley's uncle named "Lump"?  And why OH WHY has this show's editing team not swept the Emmys? Then it's time to head (checks map of America) WEST to Salt Lake City, where Jenn's in rage mode, Lisa's somehow managed to melt our ice-cold hearts ("Can I touch?"), and Heather's hit her stride. And Mary? Mary's educating these ladies on the heat wave of 2003. 5,600 people died and it made the best grapes of all time. 

Next week we add Atlanta coverage to the mix. Follow us on Insta @trashboxhousewives and on Twitter @thetrashboxpod.