THE P*nis

Never The Same, Totally Unique, and Completely Not Ever Been Done Before, oh my! -Lady Gaga

Get ready to get a heart boner cause this week we’re reading Delta of Venus by the infamous Anaïs Nin. Shit ‘bout to get classy up in here smutz! Get your cock-tails and phallic shaped cigars ready cause this episode is steeped in (whisper) literature realness. Cue cinematic piano montage music. 

(Gin martinis with an orange twist required for this episode).