Like a baby seal

April joins the show this week and we play a game of "Marry one, bang one, kill one."

Much respect to April for making the hard decisions between marrying ex-husbands, making love to her uncle, receiving dick pics from an old high school crush, threesomes with Bert and Ernie and killing her future self.

 

Questions that get answered this week:

 

1) How many times has April been married? 

2) What would April's daughter write as a forward to a future novel written by April?

3) What is in abundance outside of the 7-11 in April's home town?

4) Who is the guest of honor appearing with April in her Only Fans?

 

"Nobody will be inspired by what we do"

-Teapot-