Final Fantasy VII | Episode 5: Disc 2 goes rogue

We made it to Disc 2! We look at the pros and cons of our drafted parties thus far. We strap on our virtual snowboards and talk about the chore that is the Great Glacier. Then, we exasperatedly ask: ‘Another Nibelheim flashback, Squaresoft? Really?’ At least this one contains yet more heroics from martial arts coach Zangan. This leads us to discuss the physical properties of Sephiroth which makes our brains hurt. Then, it’s on to death row in Junon for Tifa and Barrett; what in the hell seafaring ‘Weapon’ is killed by Shinra’s missiles? We certainly don’t know. Eaaaaaaagh! Waaaah! That’s right, it's ‘Highwind’ time! Lastly, we investigate Cloud’s 27th breakdown, which we decide to dub, “Mideel Meltdown”.