Hour 1: The Anatomy of Stupid. Wait. WHAT? Covid Now Came From A .... RACOON DOG??

In today's version of High School Musical: The Final Act, the NEW "natural origins" theory is that Covid came from a raccoon dog (look it up) whose genetic material was found on a cart in a wet market with residue of the virus. PLUS, the Grand Jury witness that just DESTROYED Alvin Bragg's case against Donald Trump.