This episode we discuss the little know cryptid, the Van Meter Visitor. If you thought pterodactyls weren't cool before, take another look, this time at one with a laser beam attached to its friggin head. If you thought pterodactyl was misspelled, take another look at a dictionary. I don't make the rules. I hope this episode doesn't upset anyone from Iowa considered the fact I just learned about it in regards to its median gun owner statistics.