May 1, 2020 - Crying Me Eyes Out on’t Loo

We’re not going to lie, we spend 10 minutes talking about the movie Robo-Dog, which isn’t as good as it sounds. And it sounds awful. Elsewhere, Asha is doing her best to recover from the events of last week, despite the best chat group efforts from Cossy, Jords, and Skegs, and maybe Dev isn’t the worst dad in the universe. Kelly the Chin realizes how bad both her parents are, but finds a savior in Billy, and a creepy stalker in Gary. A broken boiler (which probably isn’t broken) determines the ownership of Number One, while bearded Daniel abandons Beth and Kirk to turn back up in Roys Rolls and the Rovers. Yasmeen has contracted a STI, which apparently is her fault, loses all her clothes, but finds a hero in a bottle of wine. Cathy forgets her character, Summer is a buddy, and did we mention how creepy Gary is?