Nobody Cries Like Kiefer by I-Spaz 2

I used to think marijuana was harmless, but then it created this: 

nobody cries like Kiefer 
he can do it on command 
in a horror or a western 
small role or the leading man 

when it comes to bold emotion
showing passion with your face 
it takes practice and devotion 
to convey it with such range 

Am I trapped inside a mirror 
like a mime trapped in a box 
or are slayers coming near 
to try and burn me with a cross 

[chorus]
I've watched his whole catalog a million fricken times 
and I've got to say it's likely in the all-time best top five 
with each and every movie I am taken far away 
by the depth of this guy's talent, man, like what else can I say 

sometimes you don't even see him 
maybe only hear his voice 
in a kids show or a phone booth 
doesn't matter, make your choice 

He will make you feel the story 
pull you in and lock you up 
with his face and voice reach glory 
when the race has all been run 

Nobody cries like Kiefer 
he will make you cry yourself 
if you're sensitive just leave, yer 
only punishing yourself 

[chorus]
I've watched his whole catalog a million fricken times 
and I've got to say it's likely in the all-time best top five 
with each and every movie I am taken far away 
by the depth of this guy's talent, man, like what else can I say