Your Dick is a Hotdog that is too Long for the Bun

This week, the ladies are... in a word? Exhausted.
Instead of cracking open a new book to cope with the blazing trash heap that is 2025, they took a detour—straight into the wild world of bookish rabbit holes.

✨ Who couldn’t resist the seductive pull of faerie wings and fell headfirst into ACOTAR?
✨ Who taught their Amazon algorithm to whisper sweet nothings about all things glitter d*ck?
✨ And who made a devilish deal with demon romance and never looked back?

Grab your go-to aged rum or a smooth shot of tequila—this one’s less book club, more chaotic therapy session.