Segment City Episode 56 - How much can you shoplift from Five Below?

A shitty plastic doll here, a useless attachment for your phone there, a few items from Five Below and no one will know the difference. Besides, they don’t have much value individually. However, how much could you steal from Five Below without getting caught for the maximum price value? I don’t know because I am not a criminal.This week on the podcast, the boys talk about the US Army’s Twitch channel, why we don’t arm wrestle, early drafts of children, the morbid fame from being killed by a famous serial killer, a news story about a Florida Man that let a 12 year drive his Jeep 85 mph in order to be a “Cool Dad” despite not being the 12 year old’s father, a Jack the Ripper themed round of “Conspiracy Query!” which asks if Jack the Ripper was a British Prince, President Grover Cleveland, a mad midwife, serial killer H.H. Holmes, or Lewis Carrol. The boys also talk about another of “The Worst Theme Parks in the World” with the Fountain of Youth Park in Florida where you can drink nasty water out of a disgusting fountain and get a parasite, and Will takes a quick dive into the Hidden Kingdom Trilogy which is a reverse harem story by Lila Rose where a woman named Paige counts a lot and has to deal with annoying men hounding her and is… the Ghoul Queen?