This week, Roejen goes full on energy drink extreme, Florida man with Turtle army threatens to destroy town, 20 years since Fabio took out a goose WITH HIS FACE!, Petition seeks to name black hole after Chris Cornell, The History of the Magic 8 ball, Mystery Vampire creature kills a flock of sheep, Elderly Couple sued for blasting Iron Maiden, Spiders will eat us all!, A really long Article about the Executioners rope, Woman possessed during plane flight, Cottingley Fairy photos sell for big bucks, Chinese scientists defend implanting human genes into monkeys ( do you want planet of the apes? because this is how you get planet of the apes! ), Serial Killer Rose West wins a Bakeoff and then Roejen Goes full on Cornholio after drinking way too much caffeine.