Episode 14: All You Need Is Love…plus maybe these 10 pieces of relationship advice.

ME: Valentine’s Day is utter horseshit, yes? Can we agree on that?

THEM: OK, so what’s really important in a long-term relationship?

ME: Earplugs, distance, a good solicitor?

THEM: *unimpressed*

ME: OK, so after 20 years of marriage, here’s what I think…