92 - How to Be Ronery (feat. Rita Ora)

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+ I met this cool guy at a bar. He seemed really into me and we hit it off right away. We exchanged numbers and he invited me back to his place. I thought, why not? We got there and he was already in bed, his phone charging next to him. I climbed in, feeling a bit weird about the whole thing, but he was so insistent. We had sex, it was amazing, and then I passed out.

When I woke up, I saw his phone on the nightstand and decided to take a look, but there's no apple logo there! That's when I realized he was an Android user. I felt a wave of regret wash over me. I don't know why, but I just can't be with someone who uses Android. It's not that I hate them or anything, it's just that I've always been more of an iPhone girl.

Now, I'm trying to decide what to do. Do I just pretend like nothing happened and leave? Do I confront him about it? Or do I try to make things work despite our differences? I mean, we had amazing sex, and he seemed really into me. Maybe I could change his mind about Android?

 

Do fat people have sex?

A sailor in the Navy was docked in a foreign port for the night, so he decided to go out and take advantage of the nightlife. During his time he met a prostitute; pretty face, but so morbidly obese that she had to weigh at least 400 pounds (about 182 kg). So they talk business, come to an arrangement, and find a hotel room to do the deed.

Since it was a shitty hotel, there was no electricity, so they decided to just do it in the dark. Once things get hot and heavy, the prostitute notices that the sailor isn't inside her pussy, but is wedged in a sweaty fat roll, so she points this out to her client.

Without stopping, he simply replies "Any port in a storm!"