Isn’t it great the leaders don’t just make up months after them anymore? This week, imagine being quarantined in an Ikea stuck in a yergłööfshrogîîn for 14 days. The World Health Organization says leave the monkeys alone, I assume they said this in the “leave Britney alone” manner. A guy calls the police over cold fries, and unfortunately is going to be stuck with prison food. A snake kills a guy, and then another snake kills his brother. I suspect the snake mob. Finally, cats love people who hate cats because they’re masochists, or really the just love their independence. You won’t have to suffer through this episode, welcome back to The Hour!