CASE 0107: Carrie Bradshaw Is A Slytherin; Prove Me Wrong

DEFENDANT: Sarah Jessica Parker

 

EVIDENCE: Invovo Sauvignon Blanc 2019

 

SCENE OF THE CRIME: Marlborough, NZ

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Our judges jet off to the South Island of New Zealand, where they attempt to sort everyone's favorite New York gal pals into their appropriate Hogwarts Houses. Topher goes on a rap strike, and Rachel expresses very strong opinions about a LOT of subjects.