”Don’t sink to Burnley’s level, rise from beneath it, and then wreck it.”

- It's all hail Vinicius this week, as we applaud the Brazilian's standout debut for Spurs in the Europa League.

- We take a look at how Trippier, Foyth and Vertonghen are doing abroad owing to my lack of cancelling my Premier Sports subscription. UGH.

- and finally we examine the match that only a mother could love against the blunt instrument that is Burnley and how it was every bit as crucial as defacing United 1-6 at Old Trafford.