Week 82 - We are Twenty-Seven

We are twenty-seven. Twenty-seven weeks old. Stop jiggling. I can’t. Momma ate spicy food again! Hic. Hic. It didn’t give me hiccups. Yeah. Why not? Because I was practicing breathing. I don’t think so. My diaphragm can’t spasm when it’s exercising. You like spicy food. You were thinking about it, weren’t you? That’s why she ate it! You know it gives me hiccups! Look! What? Where? I just opened my eyes! Look. Hey! There you are! I see your head. What color is my hair? It looks like eggplant. Ha, ha. Is that even a color? Well, it’s a vegetable. Not another one!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    -a.m.opdahl