Pinocchio, Daniel Crackcorn, Gilroy Schclamm

An escaped seal named Pinocchio joins us hot on the heels of his escape from the DC zoo to inform Zach and Roberto about how evil “animal experts” are. Zach then starts chatting with Daniel Crackcorn, an animal expert, who reveals a hidden secret about seals — namely that they can be transformed by saying their true names. Then Zach and Roberto are joined by a Martian, Gilroy Schclamm, who first heals Roberto’s crushed bones then flattens him again. Then Daniel returns to bring his reckoning against all of seal-kind.