After her ill-advised involvement with Steph, Sinead’s fate has been up in the air but this week is the week that the helium leaks from that balloon and her destiny comes crashing home to roost. Robert is pissed when he and his extra caviar are surplus to requirements and he abandons his duties at Sinead and Daniel’s proper wedding to go and watch Thor movies with Irish Tina. Kevin discovers that his rants and bants are an internet sensation and then contributes to Abi’s checkered employment history by sacking her again — why does no one listen to Tim? Just when everything is looking rosy for Ali and Maria, a peculiar arrest is the catalyst to a very bizarre outburst that leaves Maria upset and confused and Ali convulsing on his living room floor in front of a bewildered Ryan. Fiz is on the phone for five seconds. Kate leaves and no one cares.