EPL Week 7: ”Two-Castle”

2018-10-02

A completely biased recap of the English premier league as told by two common American schmucks. On this week's episode of the Drunkard United Football Show, the boys are back to drinking American bourbon. This week’s contribution to slurred words is James E. Pepper 1776 Bourbon. We learn that Sam Huston not only mispronounces words, but he also can’t do math and admits to being a moron, and that Sam Graham turns ambiguously British the more he drinks. As for the football, the boys rip into José Mourinho and here ...

A completely biased recap of the English premier league as told by two common American schmucks.

On this week's episode of the Drunkard United Football Show, the boys are back to drinking American bourbon. This week’s contribution to slurred words is James E. Pepper 1776 Bourbon.

We learn that Sam Huston not only mispronounces words, but he also can’t do math and admits to being a moron, and that Sam Graham turns ambiguously British the more he drinks.

As for the football, the boys rip into José Mourinho and here are the Week 7 English Premier League games recapped:

Chelsea 1 - Liverpool 1

Cardiff City 2 - Brighton 0

Arsenal 2 - Watford 0

Huddersfield 0 - Tottenham Hotspur 2

Everton 3- Fulham 0

Newcastle 0 - Leicester 2

Wolves 2 - Southampton 0

Bournemouth 2 - Crystal Palace 1

West Ham 3 - Manchester United 1

In "the only club that matters" news, the Drunkard United Football Club had another stinker of a week that Sam Graham had to sit out because he is “getting too old for this shit”

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