The Night Beard Show #16: The Colbeard Report

We at The Night Beard Show love our technological breakthroughs, especially when it comes to 3D printing sex toys at the local strip mall. It's the sort of service that makes us happy to be properly nourished post-Thanksgiving to keep the stabby desires at bay. All this leaves us is a desire to have a bigger member, but that is the hope of all men who fall from the skies. What in one's pants would it take to ground a passenger jet? When you find out, you might drop something you may regret in front of a cop. To make it less embarrassing, do your best to keep your meat capers a secret. So strap on the new Star Wars trailer, flatulate some find desserts and get ready for a new month of Netflix offerings. Just trim your beard in advance.

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