Ep. 45 - Gathering of Amish Juggalos, Creeper Clowns, Colosseum Games

2016-09-08

The big news, this week, has to do with clowns trying to lure kids into the woods with candy. It's terrifying and dangerous! So, here are some helpful tips for protecting yourself from clowns: 1. Clowns hate licorice, so always be eating it! To put it in layman's terms, licorice is like antibonor to them. 2. Never play a kazoo. Clowns can hear kazoos for up to 3 miles, and it will draw them to your location. 3. If you plan to trap one, cotton candy is the perfect bait. Although, if it's raining, soak a large...

The big news, this week, has to do with clowns trying to lure kids into the woods with candy. It's terrifying and dangerous! So, here are some helpful tips for protecting yourself from clowns:

1. Clowns hate licorice, so always be eating it! To put it in layman's terms, licorice is like antibonor to them.

2. Never play a kazoo. Clowns can hear kazoos for up to 3 miles, and it will draw them to your location.

3. If you plan to trap one, cotton candy is the perfect bait. Although, if it's raining, soak a large tootsie roll in Mellow Yellow, instead.

4. If you are cornered by a clown, soil yourself! It won't deter them, but it will make you slippery and hard to catch.

Keep these tips and tricks in mind, and enjoy this week's episode of 3OT!

Opening/Cloing - "Hopelessly Hopeless" by Evergreen Terrace

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