Episode 35: Fantasy Misson Force (1983) (Jackie Chanuary)

When we say Fantasy Mission Force (1983) has everything, we mean everything. Indiana Jones, Planet of the Apes, Halloween 2, ghosts, mahjongg, bazookas, Nazis, Mad Max, cirque du soleil, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Shining, James Bond, Escape from LA, Rambo, and more! The guys try to unravel this flick starring an international cast of Chinese actors that just kind of bumble around China, Canada, Luxembourg, and Japan, and South America trying to save General Abraham Lincoln, as well as the major general of the country of Africa. This thing was a mess.

Next week's movie is Heart of Dragon (1985), the second of Jackie Chanuary's Chinese movies. This one looks like it's going to be a doozy. It is in two parts on Daily Motion.