Episode 146 - Mummy’s Day With Bubble Lights

We’re back in person, baby! This week a cult group decorated their dead mummified leader with Christmas lights.  A man was arrested for defrauding his 35 girlfriends to try and get birthday presents.  Border patrol agents find tons of meth hidden with some pickles, but if you found it first on Christmas you get an extra gift.  Scientists think that T-rex walked a bit slow, and another woman in Florida thinks she saw a dinosaur run across her lawn.  Don’t forget to get your mom a gift, perhaps a card where the O is her butthole, or maybe just get her a massage so she can listen to the latest episode of The Hour.