Great heavens! Would you listen to a freeze dried episode? This week, Canadians think trying to find an apartment is worse than being in prison. It’s probably because they’d have to actually call someone on the phone to get a lease and they won’t do anything that isn’t through a website. A man in Georgia stole a porch, because, Georgia. Space junk takes out the space junk removal satellite. The CDC says if you have a turtle don’t go past first base. Finally, a British guy though a bunch of people namasted themselves to death. Three in a row?! Welcome back to the The Hour!