TILP 54: Dildo Daddins

First off…we’re very sorry. This week, Mike jumps in a freezer and waits for death. Michael introduces the worst possible dildo experience of all time. It’s our worst episode yet, complete with a Marvel Studios-style post-credits scene. Enjoy? Highlights include:

• You can’t outdeal the Devil. [1:45]
• Damn you, Zach Braff. [4:00]
• Iguana PSA [7:25]
• Freeze me, beat me, kill me. [14:40]
• Become one with your toots. [21:10]
• Put some pep in your butt. [30:00]
• Testicular explosion disorder [40:00]
• The Ballad of Newman [45:00]
• Pump, pump, pump it up. [47:10]
• The literal worst FML of all time. [55:10]