Episode #38 - Funnier Than Nothin’ With Preacher & The Scooter Man

April !7th. 36 degrees, snow. Over a month in quarantine...!

"Back In The Saddle Again"

Lansing Protest. Nazis, gardening, kayaking...! Fine line but keep your asses in your cars.

Half Whitmer may lose the Veepstakes. Lawsuits...!?

Tornadoes rage through the south. Last thing needed...!

WHO...who's in their best interest...? No pay if job not done.

Timeline of China's possible Wuhan Virus cover up...! WTF

Oh oh...Poor Gary Larry Jerry needs a shot. Scooter gives a call. Who can get a hold of him? Email,,,mail@twoguysandabottleof.com twitter, Instagram...

Midwest governors team up...they need to at this time...!

We got phases...stay away...! Scooter loves John Hopkins break down on data. The Preacher Man says every person wears a mask...! Pretty SIMPLE...!

Twitter poll. When will bartenders be aloud to go back to work? 

Rags to riches..just the story we need..until..ITS GONE.

Dems introduce $2000 a month til this is over.

But do politicians take math classes...? Do they...? Should they...? The Preacher Man is sick of the big burrito. 

Land O'Lakes drops 100 year old cute little Indian girl. WTW.

Scooter & The Preacher Man-go with Yoda, retrain your mind.

Oil is CHEAP...! Big game we're pawns. 18 year low. $1.20 the eye of The Preacher Man.

The Preacher Man... garage fridge for beer, lets trade...got a web cam, lived through a blackout with a gas fireplace, when gas was $4.27 a gallon...!

Shaking over 80 lbs at the border. Scooter doesn't think now is a good time, hmm.

Deep Dive...The Preacher Man-Judas Priest, "Screaming For Vengeance" or "Devils Child"?

Deep Dive...Scooter-ZZ TOP...album Fandango...whoop whoop..."Blue Jean Blues". Also "Tush". Must watch documentary on Netflix...!

Robot Bartender has fantastic birthday...unable to catch human disease, quarantined?!

Top 11 puns...or 80...ALL chemists know that alcohol is always a solution & more.

Joke of the week brought to you by Hightower Meats 8104346188. Sean is still working...Thank You! Chicken Soup For The Beer Drinkers Soul. Tremendous Deductions...!

RIP Brian Dennehy. Family Affair... great Dad. First Blood.