The Panthers GM Bill Zito is cooking—resigning Sam Bennett, Brad Marchand, and keeping Aaron Ekblad in town like an absolute menace. The Dolphins? Yeah, they dragged us right back in with blockbuster trades involving Minkah Fitzpatrick and Darren Waller. We’re irrationally excited for football again, aggressively ranking BBQ foods, and overanalyzing the hot dog eating contest like it’s a playoff game. Fireworks, chaos, and a couple beers too many—just how we like it.