Summer vacay is over. So get out of the damn water, already. Your hands are all pruny, that kid over there is making a funny face and is probably peeing, and also…SHARKS!!!!!! That’s right, we watched Jaws. So put on your fanciest anchor themed suit, fashion some glasses out of a coat hanger, and get out of the water already. Or don’t. Sharks are the polar bears of the sea and you know how cute polar bears are! Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies….