An Evening in Faggotsburg! (feat. Cole Cunningham)

2020-07-21

Are we sucking you off? (Nope.) Didn't think so! GOD, you guys are lucky to have us. With the help of dearly beloved friend of the pod Cole Cunningham, we boldly go where no group of homosexuals has gone before: the world of musical theater. In other words, we tried to watch the three hour long minstrel show that is Hamilton on Disney+, but truly could not bear all of the extremely earnest rap written by someone who had clearly never listened to rap before in their entire life. We fa...

Are we sucking you off? (Nope.) Didn't think so!

GOD, you guys are lucky to have us. With the help of dearly beloved friend of the pod Cole Cunningham, we boldly go where no group of homosexuals has gone before: the world of musical theater.

In other words, we tried to watch the three hour long minstrel show that is Hamilton on Disney+, but truly could not bear all of the extremely earnest rap written by someone who had clearly never listened to rap before in their entire life. We fast-forwarded a lot but boy, have we got the recap/review show for you!

Don't worry, that's not all. We also review the new Katy Perry jingle "Smile," Nicki Minaj's immaculate conception pics, and discuss the proposal to change Boystown's name to Tinaville or something. Reminder to PLEASE stop uhhh hexing the fae I swear to god you don't know what you're playing with... Xoxo!

Follow the girls on Twitter @VLRTUALBOY and @YOURE2BASIC. We'd tell you to follow Cole but he's on private cuz he has a job (unlike some people).

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