Ep. 26: ”We’re just west of Taco Bell, we need more units.”

In the twenty-sixth episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S15E21 of COPS. A nearly-nude molester poops his pants, a stab wound victim worries his son was kidnapped, and a "missing" child is found hiding behind a dumpster. We also talk about seeing movies alone, theatre patrons with poor bathroom hygiene, and we take some listener emails.

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The best mullet of the week: Poopy David Crosby


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The best mustache of the week: Deputy Roman Pluimer


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The trashbag of the week: Poopy David Crosby (double duty)


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BONUS: Officer Nicholas Cage


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Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay

Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch