73 - Chinese Female Nude Male (feat. Emma “Nancy ‘Chyna’ Pelosi” Chamberlain)

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The terrifying, the deadly, the amaaaazing HONG KONG TYPHOON Emma “Nancy ‘Chyna’ Pelosi” Chamberlain AKA MINION BOB returns to the show for a third appearance after a year-long hiatus because she tried to use my cashapp card to buy a $200 maxi dress from houseofCB.com and I invited her on the show so I could bully her for it but instead we talked about her shitty mentally ill ex bf who may or may not listen to this podcast but is definitely aware that it exists and his ex gf was subscribed to it on spotify and also he made her block me on instagram because of it so we recorded this episode via instagram and the screen recording didn’t capture any audio so her audio sounds even shittier than it already did compressed by IG its literally another phone recording audio distantly through another phone’s speaker so it’s practically just a normal edge game episode of man screaming into void but this time guest has funny face filter lol then we floundered for another hour mumblecore style while I jerked my half-hard cock and realized Louis C.K. made humiliation and degradation and CFNM and jerking off in front of people cool and that’s why he’s my biggest inspiration as I forced this minion to watch me cum.

Stay tuned for her return…. Episode 74: LIVE from STARBUCKS (Hong Kong Edition)

 

So basically it was a regular night and I decided I'm gonna spice things up, I went and clicked on xvideos like a good man does and was like what's on here, there was nothing good in the american section and i was like bruh so I clicked on the chinese one. I learned something that night, that chinese xvideos kinda weird there was lots of wack shit but one thing caught my eye. It looked like a dead person getting pounded, I was like ye this is interesting clicked on it and watched like 5 of them. I'm not really sure if I can find them but they were really weird all the people were really good at being dead and the effects were cool, but some were trash. The most memorable one was a lot of girls in a bath and a random man came in and dropped a toaster in it and electrocuted 16 girls. All of them were fucked after that and just got moved around with swinging bodies. Now that I think about some of them couldve been dead but I guess I'll never know. Was the necrophilia real or not

 

You fucking just said something bad about me, are you a little bitch? I want to let you know that I graduated with excellent results in the SEALs, and I have participated in many secret operations against al-Qaeda and received more than 300 confirmed kills. I was heavily trained in the game of chickens and I was the most powerful sniper of the entire American armed forces. You are just another small goal for me. I will erase you from this earth with great precision, just like you never existed in this world, give me my words. Do you think that you can escape from me on the Internet? Think about it again, stupid. When I spoke, I was already contacting my secret cyber spy across the United States and your IP address has been tracked, so you'd better be prepared to face the storm, you are awkward. This storm will completely wipe out your poor little life-like gadgets. I can exist anywhere, any time, and I can kill you in more than seven hundred ways, this is only in the case of my empty hand. I have not only received a lot of training in empty-handed fighting, but I also have the right to command all the forces of the US Marine Corps, and I will fully utilize this power to take your little ass from your position. The poor face of the mainland was erased. If you can understand how unclean your little "comments" have caused to yourself, maybe you fucking will close your stinky mouth. But you didn't do it, you can't do it, and you're going to pay for it, you're a damn little fool. I will make my life full of you, and you will be drowned alive here. You are dead, little boy.

 

I was staying over my aunt’s house for the day and I was bored since there’s nothing to do there. So my aunt and I decided to watch a movie on Netflix, we were sat pretty close to each other and midway through the movie my aunt asked if I wanted a Handjob. I wasn’t expecting that but why would i say no. So i agreed and my cock quickly grew in her hand while she jerked me off. My cock was fully hard in her hands, and she was shocked by the size of it. She told me that she wasn’t lying I had a big cock, and I was confused because who wasn’t lying. She tells me that my mom asked her to take care of my cock as it would help her feel better and remove stress and she accepted. So she pulled off my pants completely and started sucking my cock, she wanted me to push her head down on it so I did. I came soon after in her throat and she swallowed it all but choking a little. I’m just surprised my mom asked my aunt to do that because it’s not like something that happens everyday lol, I could show my aunt if anyone asks.