TILP 11: Welcome to Piña Coladaburg

Ostensibly the hosts of a show about current events, the boys forget to talk about anything current or relevant. Cush struggles to accept a world in which a live-action Cinderella movie exists. Michael uncovers gnome-based meth economies, and we chat for far too long about alcoholic malt beverages. Better step back, friend – this is New Kids on the Block turf. Highlights include:

• Where carb bonanzas are a pleasure [1:00]
• 2017 gets into the murder business [2:15]
• The Cushing family’s dark history with While You Were Sleeping [7:20]
• The boys throw an #AaronsParty [11:05]
• Cinderella’s gaslight ball [19:55]
• What’s up with all these 90s, though? [24:41]
• The Smirnoff ISIS Counterinsurgency [32:35]
• Crank: High Gnomage [37:27]
• The worst party bus in history [47:50]
• Master-Pieces of Pig Theater [53:30]