Mystery Men

Somebody once told me that Tyler's gonna troll me, he ain't the nicest fool in a bed. He was looking like a bum with a shovel some crumbs on his face and his shirt with the old folks. Well, the reds start coming and they don't stop coming, hit in the face but they never stop running. Didn't take long for him to get beat down, his powers are dumb but his heart stays strong. All that's lethal won't roooollll!

It's to the tune of All-Star by Smash Mouth in case you didn't notice. Now go back and read it again.