Another DJ Top 10, Scott’s Underwhelming TOAD Results, and Would You Rather

2024-06-27

EPISODE 105 - Another DJ Top 10, Scott’s Underwhelming TOAD Results, and Would You Rather What up party people. We just got done recording this episode for the last hour and I honestly can’t even tell you what it was about. At some point DJ tells us about getting dunked on by some no namer (Josh Burnett) at BWR NC, Scott breaks down his atrocious win percentage from TOAD before making up for it by buying some jet skis, Dizzle runs his mouth about Chas...

EPISODE 105 - Another DJ Top 10, Scott’s Underwhelming TOAD Results, and Would You Rather

What up party people. We just got done recording this episode for the last hour and I honestly can’t even tell you what it was about. At some point DJ tells us about getting dunked on by some no namer (Josh Burnett) at BWR NC, Scott breaks down his atrocious win percentage from TOAD before making up for it by buying some jet skis, Dizzle runs his mouth about Chase Wark yet AGAIN, and more.

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Summary

In this part of the conversation, Scott explains his excuse for not showing up to BWR and losing all those crits. He shares his experience of winning a crit race and buying jet skis. The conversation then shifts to Dylan's performance at BWR and the presence of international riders in local races. The discussion also touches on the importance of prize money and the level of competition in different races. The conversation covers various topics including Project Echelon, a junior cyclist's performance, tire selection, UCI races, and gravel beef. Dylan recounts his experience at a race where he got dropped and discusses his tire selection. The conversation then shifts to UCI races and the competition level. The hosts joke about Dylan's performance and his beef with other cyclists. They also discuss the importance of sunscreen for gingers and the decline of certain race series. The conversation ends with a discussion about Drew's phone call during another podcast and the ongoing beef between Dylan and Chase Work. In this part of the conversation, the hosts discuss the recent controversy surrounding a professional cyclist's comments about his performance. They also talk about the technical challenges of a recent mountain bike race and the tire choices of the riders. The conversation then shifts to the selection process for the Olympic team and the potential for Tom Pidcock to win multiple world championship titles in one year. The hosts also mention their Patreon supporters and sponsors. In this final part of the conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including bike maintenance, dynamic training apps, Patreon shoutouts, and chest hair grooming. They also answer listener questions about tire choice for a race and re-lubing a chain during a race. The conversation ends with a humorous hypothetical scenario about winning a race or receiving $10 million.

Keywords

excuses, crits, BWR, jet skis, performance, international riders, prize money, competition, Project Echelon, junior cyclist, tire selection, UCI races, gravel beef, sunscreen, race series, cycling, controversy, performance, professional cyclist, mountain bike race, tire choices, Olympic team, world championship titles, Patreon supporters, sponsors, bike maintenance, dynamic training apps, Patreon shoutouts, tire choice, re-lubing chain, chest hair grooming, hypothetical scenario

Takeaways

Scott shares his excuse for not showing up to BWR and losing crits
Dylan reflects on his performance at BWR and the presence of international riders in local races
The importance of prize money and the level of competition in different races is discussed Tire selection can play a crucial role in a cyclist's performance in different race conditions.
The competition level in UCI gravel races may vary, and winning a UCI race doesn't necessarily mean a cyclist didn't suck.
Gravel beef can be a friendly rivalry between cyclists, where they make fun of each other but still maintain a friendship.
The importance of sunscreen for gingers in endurance events like gravel races.
Some race series may decline in popularity over time, and their organization and promotion may not keep up with the times. Controversial comments made by a professional cyclist about his performance sparked a discussion about the importance of self-promotion and confidence in sports.
The hosts analyze the technical challenges and tire choices in a recent mountain bike race, highlighting the evolution of courses and equipment in the sport.
The selection process for the Olympic team and the potential for Tom Pidcock to win multiple world championship titles in one year are discussed.
The hosts express gratitude for their Patreon supporters and sponsors, emphasizing the importance of their contributions to the podcast. Silca wax chain lube is recommended for races and can provide a competitive advantage
Dynamic training apps like Dynamic Cyclist and Dynamic Golf offer specialized training programs
Patreon shoutouts are a fun way to engage with supporters and show appreciation
Tire choice for a race depends on the terrain and conditions
Re-lubing a chain during a race can be challenging, and using a wax-based lube is not practical
Hypothetical scenarios can spark interesting discussions and reveal personal values

Titles

Jet Skis and Winning: Scott's Victorious Crit Race
Excuses and Crits: Scott's Explanation for Missing BWR The Decline of Certain Race Series
The Impact of Tire Selection on Performance Acknowledging Our Supporters: Thanking Patreon and Sponsors
The Road to the Olympics: Selection Process and Potential Champions Choosing the Right Tires for a Race
Showing Appreciation to Patreon Supporters

Sound Bites

"Yeah, I won one. I won one. Spectacularly. Solo. Celebrated corner to corner. Yeah."
"Oh yeah, that's true. Then to that point, that was the coolest thing I'd ever done. And then once I got the Jetski, that one upped that."
"Since when does fifth place suck?"
"I will not hear anybody say otherwise"
"I definitely went faster than anyone"
"Sometimes I take into account the entire course and sometimes I take into account the one section where I think I'm going to attack and then solo away to further win"
"Man, there is beef."
"They're doing it right."
"Your friendship isn't deep until you start insulting each other."
"Is it Bonk Bro's bike wash? Is that still the code?"
"I did use the silco lube when I relived it though."
"No, actually, that's like all of their, all of their, or a couple of their products are kind of funny. They have warning, like do not consume."