The guys talk about archaeologists finding an ancient Roman Dildo, a woman addicted to eating toilet paper, a thief who stole 38 thousand dollars' worth of Cadbury Cream Eggs, a ballet director who smeared dog poop on a critics face, how the explosion of Krakatoa was the loudest sound ever produced on Earth and blew out people's eardrums from miles away, Walmart leaving Portland due to the amount of theft they've received, a man whose penis was removed due to cancer only to find out that it wasn't cancerous after all, and eight stupid inventions that made their inventors millions.