Tonight's non-sponsor is White Claw, we killed these wussy drinks in the 80s, let the dead soldiers lie! Shari starts the show with a Racism-light story something about far-eastern people? Wait...What? We learn that Shari's whiteness is a front for her blackness and her boobs are a front for her manhood. What are the slutty singles doing in age of COVID? Social distancing, masks, gloves, goggles, snorkels, Robots? Shari kicks ass in another exciting round of Jimmy Reads. Finally we get to talking about the movies from our childhoods.