Episode 10: Death Machines

We take our first peek into the original MCU (Marchini Cinematic Universe) with DEATH MACHINES! In the near past where murder is definitely still a crime and bikers can go on extended monologues consisting of three phrases on repeat... A team of culturally insensitive stereotypes, aided by more culturally insensitive stereotypes is the crack assassin squad in charge of keeping law and order in the only ways they can. That's right, Buddha bombs, crashing cars and shooting off bazookas. If you don't like that, then wait about an hour and there's a different movie for about 20 minutes. If you don't like that movie, well... we can't help you! And neither can... THE DEATH MACHINES!

 

We will be back next week with more from the Marchini Cinematic Universe with 1990's Omega Cop. Much like Death Machines, this, too, is just sitting on YouTube for anyone to watch, for free.