Episode 353: RFK talk and 1.0 Mock draft
Big-time vibes coming out of D.C. as the Commanders are reportedly getting closer to a framework for a brand new stadium at the historic RFK site. Are we finally bringing football home again? Tailgates, metro stops, and RFK ghosts—let’s make it happen, Bowser! We break down what this means for the future of the franchise, the fans, and the fight for football soul in the District.Plus… it’s MOCK DRAFT SZN, baby! We unveil our Mock Draft 1.0, the very first of the season. Who’s Washington eyeing at 29? Do we trade back? Go offense? Defense? Draft a kicker just to keep it spicy? Let’s overreact together.
Episode 352: Stay at 29? What is Adam Peters thinking?
It’s draft season in D.C., and the Commanders are cooking up something chaotic...so naturally, we’re here to throw gas on it. Should we stay at pick 29 and grab a dawg? Or trade back like we’re allergic to first-round talent? Either way, we’re breaking it down with the precision of a Jayden Daniels rollout and the caffeine levels of Dan Quinn on draft night.We’re also looking at running back prospects who can actually see the hole.....
Episode 351: Boom or Bust- looking back on Washington’s questionable draft pick history
Strap in, Commanders fans, the fellas from CT!P are taking a chaotic trip down memory lane! From the Redskins days to the Football Team era to the Commanders saga, we’re revisiting all the glorious (and mostly awful) draft decisions that made you throw your remote across the room. Yes, we’re naming names, from busts so bad they make you question reality, to picks so random they may have been chosen by a drunk raccoon (Or Bruce Allen).We also dive into the best sports logos across the league — because if you’re gonna lose, you might as well look good doing it, right?
Episode 350: Ovi, Welker and the Commanders WR Prospects for 2025
Alex Ovechkin just broke Wayne Gretzky’s all-time goal record—yes, the Great One has officially been dethroned! We’re talking legacy, greatness, and whether Ovi is now the real owner of Canada. Then we shift to the Washington Commanders, who just hired Wes Welker as a personnel analyst—which is basically the NFL equivalent of hiring a cheat code. What does this mean for the current WR room? Could Tyreek Hill actually be on the move to D.C.? We break it all down (and maybe scream a little). And if the Cheetah doesn’t land here, don’t worry—we’re scouting the top wide receiver prospects in the 2025 NFL Draft who could be catching darts from Jayden Daniels next season. It’s football, it’s hockey, it’s chaos. Let’s get into it.
Episode 349: Sackmasters: NFL Draft Edge Rushers, Tush Push Drama, UFL Defenders, Yankees Torpedo Bat Controversy
Strap in, you filthy animals! This week we’re breaking down the NFL Draft’s hottest edge rushers the Washington Commanders might snag to finally crush some skulls. Then, we’re tackling the Eagles’ tush push; will the NFL owners ban this cheeky play at their 2025 meetings, or are they just salty they can’t squat like Jalen? Meanwhile, the UFL kicked off Week 1 with the DC Defenders stomping Birmingham into next Tuesday, but the real buzz is the Yankees’ new ‘orpedo bat; a juiced-up lumber rocket that blasted a shit-ton of homers and runs. Is it a genius hack or a lame cheat? We’re diving deep into the controversy, so grab a whiskey, lock the bedroom door, and let’s get it.