Episode 322: Ugly win, but effective
The Washington Commanders somehow survived an absolute nail-biter, defeating the New Orleans Saints 20-19 in a game that was anything but pretty. The Saints threw everything at the Commanders—including both Jake Haener and Spencer Rattler—but it still wasn’t enough to get past a defense that bent like a cheap lawn chair but didn’t completely snap. This game came down to the final play, keeping fans on the edge of their seats (or hiding behind their fingers). Ugly wins still count, right? Let’s break down the chaos, the drama, and the madness that led to this thrilling finish.
Episode 321: Swamp Showdown
Join the CT!P fam as we dive into the must-watch matchup between the Washington Commanders and the New Orleans Saints! With Derek Carr sidelined, rookie Jake Haener or Spencer Rattler steps into the spotlight to lead the Saints against a Commanders team clawing their way into the playoff picture. Can Jayden Daniels and the Washington offense capitalize on this opportunity to make a statement? We’ll break down key storylines, matchups to watch, and what this game means for the Commanders’ postseason hopes. Don’t miss out—grab your favorite snack and tune in for all the insights and predictions!
Episode 320: Bye Week barbershop
Get ready for a no-holds-barred gridiron smackdown! In this video, we’re serving up the spicy scoop on the Five Most Hated Washington Commanders—from player flops that made you cringe harder than a bad haircut to coaches who left a stench in the locker room. Then we’ll flip the script with the Five Unsung Heroes who quietly paved the way for glory but never got the parade, plaque, or even a decent fist-bump. We’ll cap it all off with some real barbershop banter that’ll make you feel like you’re sitting in the corner chair, arguing over who’s got the baddest fade and the meanest stiff-arm. So buckle up, buttercup, and bring your thick skin, ‘cause this is sports talk with a bite! 🎙️ New to streaming or looking to level up? Check out StreamYard and get $10 discount! 😍 https://streamyard.com/pal/d/5174151914717184 🔥 Subscribe for more Commanders content, weekly roasts, and all-around NFL fun! 🏈
Episode 319: Blackout Blowout
We’re breaking down the Washington Commanders’ epic 42-19 blowout victory over the Tennessee Titans in what can only be described as a “Blackout Blowout!” Decked out in their sleek black uniforms, the Commanders dominated every phase of the game, leaving the Titans scrambling for answers. Jayden Daniels lit up the field with precision passing, while Terry McLaurin and Brian Robinson turned in highlight-reel performances. On the defensive side, the Commanders shut down the Titans’ offense, forcing turnovers and keeping their quarterback under constant pressure. This was more than a win—it was a statement. Join us as we break down the key plays, standout performances, and what this dominant victory means for the Commanders’ season moving forward. If you’re a fan of pure football domination, this recap is for you!
Episode 318: The Streak Ends Now!
Tonight we are joined by the great @MrTitanChannel to collab on the upcoming Titans game! The Washington Commanders are set to face the Tennessee Titans, and there’s plenty to discuss! The Commanders, currently on a three-game losing streak, are looking to turn things around. In a bold move, they’ll be donning their black uniforms, hoping to change their luck. Meanwhile, the Titans, who finished the 2023 season with a 6–11 record, are aiming to improve under new head coach Brian Callahan. With Derrick Henry now playing for the Baltimore Ravens, the Titans’ offense will need to find new ways to be effective. Can the Commanders capitalize on the Titans’ adjustments and end their losing streak, or will the black uniforms become a symbol of continued misfortune? Join us as we dive into the key matchups, player performances, and strategies that could define this game.