Episode 394: Wounded Warriors
Commanders lose to Seattle, 38-14
Episode 393: Throwback throwdown: Seahawks come to DC to play the injury stricken Commanders
It’s SHOW DAY in the District. The Seattle Seahawks are coming to town with a defense tighter than TSA security. Washington is rocking those Super Bowl era throwbacks, the burgundy and gold that should count for at least +7 swagger points. Art Monk is getting his jersey retired too....we gotta show up!Terry McLaurin is out, but all signs point to Jayden Daniels suiting up and trying to light up the air and ground like he does. Will the crowd at home is be LOUD.? The odds? Not in our favor. The vibes? Unbothered.Can the Commanders defend home turf and shock the birds? Or will Seattle try to steal our food off the table? Strap in, let’s preview this matchup, laugh a little, and try not to stress (lying).
Episode 392: Misery in Missouri: INSTANT REACTION- Commanders fall to the Chiefs 28-7
Commanders walk into Arrowhead and walk out smoked, 28-7. Mahomes turned the field into his personal playground while our defense played tourist. Jayden’s hamstring kept him sidelined, Mariota tried to keep the train on the tracks, but the Chiefs defense had us in traffic all night.Terry McLaurin did suit up — three clutch grabs and our only touchdown, because of course he did. The man’s allergic to quitting. Outside of that? The offense was flatter than a day-old Dr Pepper, and the play-calling looked like it was drawn on a napkin mid-flight.We’re breaking it down — the highs (Terry), the lows (everything else), and the pure pain that comes with being a Commanders fan. Grab a drink, grab your coping snacks, and join us for Command This! Live — Misery in Missouri Edition.
Episode 391: Hamstrung in Arrowhead: Commanders vs Chiefs preview
The battered and bruised up Commanders roll into Arrowhead where the barbecue’s smokin’ and Mahomes is out here throwing underhand passes like it’s backyard wiffle ball. Jayden Daniels is out with a hamstring injury, so Marcus Mariota gets the call. Grab your popcorn, your prayers, and maybe a bottle, because we don’t even know if Terry McLaurin or Deebo Samuel are suiting up.The Chiefs defense has that track-speed energy, and the Commanders are gonna need some serious playbook magic or maybe just a straight up miracle in Missouri. Dan Quinn vs. Andy Reid. Chess match or checkers? We’re about to find out. Strap in… it’s Command This! Live.
Episode 390: Command Collapse- Cowboys crush the Commanders 44-22
The Dallas Cowboys just embarrassed the Washington Commanders 44–22, and yeah… it’s Misery Monday for real. Jayden Daniels took hits, got hurt, the defense took naps, and the fans took pain straight to the soul. We’re breaking down every ugly drive, blown coverage, and coaching meltdown that turned this game into a burgundy and gold horror film.Grab a drink, join the therapy session, and let’s vent together because at this point, laughter might be the only way to survive this season if JD goes down for multiple games.Topics: Overreactions, Stock Up/Stock Down, Game Balls (or lack thereof), and where Dan Quinn’s team goes from here.