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The Two Jacks - Episode 147 - Khamenei Down, Carney in Town & the AFL Kicks Off

Claude wrote these. I did not. Jack the Insider and Hong Kong Jack are back for Episode 147, recorded on 5 March 2026. It's a massive week of news — a record Kiwi exodus to Australia, a leaked Liberal Party post-mortem, the Star Casino legal fallout, a landmark war in Iran, and a bumper AFL season preview. Settle in.Record Kiwi Migration & Trans-Tasman Economics[00:00:41]The BBC reports New Zealand citizens are leaving at record levels — over 60,000 departed in a single year, the equivalent of 180 people per day. Former PM Jacinda Ardern has joined the exodus, reportedly house-hunting on Sydney's northern beaches. Jack the Insider and Hong Kong Jack debate the merits of the northern beaches vs. the eastern suburbs, and the real net migration figures behind the headlines.Net migration loss from NZ: over 30,000 in 2024 to Australia aloneLong-term departures hit 101,932 in 2023 — remarkable for a nation of 5.3 millionNZ GDP per capita: USD 49,000 vs. Australia's USD 69,000New Zealand has been in negative GDP growth since December 2024, but is forecasting ~4% growth in the next financial yearAustralia has maintained consistent positive GDP growth post-COVID (0.8%–2.5% p.a.)The two countries are described as being at opposite ends of the economic cycleBrief discussion on Jacinda Ardern's post-Harvard career options and what Julia Gillard's post-PM trajectory looks like by comparison🗳️ The Leaked Liberal Party Review[00:07:44]The suppressed post-mortem of the coalition's catastrophic 2025 federal election loss has been leaked — ultimately tabled in Parliament by PM Albanese himself, making it public. Jack the Insider has read the first version of the 64-page document.The review was always going to leak; opposition leader Angus Taylor's attempt to suppress it backfired spectacularlyKey findings: breakdown in relationship between Peter Dutton's office and the federal campaign director; policy made without clear authorshipJane Hume named for two damaging gaffes — claiming Chinese spies were handing out how-to-votes for Labor, and overstating the case against work-from-home (she later apologised to The Australian's industrial relations reporter Ewan Hannan)The work-from-home policy has no identifiable authorDutton still insisting he was ahead in polls in FebruaryDiscussion of Labor's own 2019 review and the broader lesson for parties about not releasing policy too early🏢 Star Casino Federal Court Ruling[00:19:05]A breaking story: the Federal Court has handed down adverse findings against two former Star Entertainment executives in a landmark corporate governance case.Former CEO Matt Bekier and former Chief Legal Officer Paula Martin found to have breached Section 180 of the Corporations Act (duties of care and diligence) between 2017–2019Justice Michael Lee (described as "the busiest judge in the country") cleared seven other board members including former ARU chair John O'NeillSanctions yet to be handed down; ASIC likely to weigh inThe broader discussion covers the structural problem with casino business models: regulatory compliance around money laundering may be fundamentally incompatible with profitabilityCrown Melbourne's tribulations and multiple royal commissions also referenced, including a colourful anecdote about a criminal money-laundering operation that went badly wrong🏠 Victoria's Work-From-Home Legislation[00:24:46]The Allan government is moving to enshrine the right to work from home in Victorian legislation.Jack the Insider sees echoes of the dying days of the Cain-Kirner government — a paralysed administration unable to confront the CFMEU, reaching for popular populist measures to shift the narrativeGenuine doubt raised about whether the Victorian government has the constitutional authority to extend this beyond the state's own industrial relations jurisdictionIronic observation: the CFMEU may now be able to commit its alleged crimes from the comfort of home, enshrined in law by the very government it dominates🏏 R.I.P. Dennis Cometti — A Legend of Australian Sporting Commentary[00:27:41]A sad farewell to one of Australia's greatest sports broadcasters, Dennis Cometti, who passed away aged 76 after an illness.Remembered for his wit, calm authority, extraordinary phrasing ("centimetre perfect") and versatility across AFL, swimming, and OlympicsHis long partnership with Bruce McAvaney celebrated — both were known for generously lifting their co-commentators rather than hogging the spotlightMatthew Richardson recalled how Cometti and McAvaney would share stats and ideas with sideline reporters to make the whole program better — rare generosity in the industryBruce McAvaney described the loss of his "great mate" as losing "something truly precious"Jack the Insider teases a future story about his own interview with Bruce McAvaney🇮🇷 The Iran War — A Deep Dive[00:30:51]The episode's centrepiece: a thorough analysis of the US and Israeli strikes on Iran that rocked the world.The Opening Strikes [00:30:51]Strikes on Tehran targeted the Iranian leadership with remarkable precision; 49 killed including Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei, his daughter, his grandson, and dozens of senior officialsThe operation was months in the making — US assets were being repositioned in the Middle East from Christmas onwardsDiplomatic talks with Iran are assessed as having been a strategic cover for the military build-upWho Was Khamenei? [00:32:37]In power since the 1979 Islamic Revolution — 47 years of directing proxy terrorism via Hamas, Hezbollah, and the HouthisJack the Insider recounts the chilling Mark Colvin story: journalists taken to a quarry outside Tehran in 1979 and shown a sea of bodies — the regime announcing who it was from day oneThe International Law Question [00:58:37]Assessed as genuinely unclear — international law is a patchwork of conflicting treaties with no real enforcement mechanism against superpowersGermany's Chancellor Merz singled out for the most coherent response: a country that ignores international law and lies about funding terrorism cannot claim its protectionThe UN condemned the US and Israel but said nothing about Iran killing 30,000 of its own people six weeks priorGlobal Reactions [00:59:39]Spain denied access to US bases; Trump retaliated by threatening to cut all trade between South America and the USPortugal quickly offered supportFrance sending an aircraft carrier (one of only 12 "top-class" flat-tops in the world — 11 American, 1 French)Australia: supportive, aligned with Canada, Germany, and France in what Hong Kong Jack calls "the sensible centre"UK: Keir Starmer initially refused access to RAF bases and Chagos Islands, changed position only after Iran struck a British base in Cyprus; faced an internal cabinet revolt led by Ed MilibandThe Mossad Intelligence Operation [00:51:38]Mossad hacked Tehran's traffic camera network and used algorithms to map the movements and behavioural patterns of all senior Iranian officialsCombined with deep long-term human intelligence — reportedly the head of Iran's unit charged with rooting out Mossad infiltration was himself a Mossad agentAriel Sharon reportedly tasked Mossad with making Iran its priority target 25 years agoIran's Military Capacity & the Missile Question [00:54:26]Iran holds approximately 5,200 ballistic missiles capable of striking 600–1,000km range — plus extensive drone capacity (the Shahed-1, used by Russia in Ukraine)Missiles fired as far as Cyprus, the UAE, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Syria, and Jordan in the initial chaotic responsePakistan publicly reminded Iran of its security pact with Saudi Arabia (which includes a nuclear dimension)Iran assessed as now diplomatically friendless — India also opposedOil: West Texas Intermediate sitting at USD 77.32 at time of recording; Straits of Hormuz insurance issues mean tankers may be forced around the Cape of Good HopeThe End Game [00:46:08]Pete Hegseth: no "hollow democratisation" — objectives described as conservativeAssessed likely goal: degrade Iran's military capacity and defund its proxy network (Hezbollah, Hamas, Houthis)Regime change seen as desirable but practically very difficult — Revolutionary Guard and military figures are financially entrenched in the systemDemographics: Tehran's middle class largely despise the regime; rural Iran retains significant support for the clericsReza Pahlavi (the Shah's son, in exile in the US) continues to lobby for recognition, though his credentials beyond his family name are questionedIran under internet blackout for over a week — very little information getting out🇨🇦 Canadian PM Mark Carney's State Visit[00:15:23]Mark Carney visited Australia fresh from a major diplomatic breakthrough in India — signing deals worth billions and repairing a relationship damaged by the Sikh separatist controversy under Trudeau.Hong Kong Jack: Carney's speech was "heavily laden with management speak"Both Australia and Canada noted for carefully managing their relationships with Trump's America — characterised in Australian political cartoons as competitive sycophancyCanada is the US's largest oil supplier — giving it significant strategic importance as the Iran conflict strains global supply🇺🇸 Clinton Depositions & the Epstein Files[01:08:19]Hillary and Bill Clinton both deposed before the House Oversight Committee's Epstein investigation.Hillary described as giving as good as she got — "slapping around" committee members including Lauren BoebertBoebert violated rules by photographing Clinton during the deposition and circulating it on social mediaBill Clinton, now in his mid-80s, was photographed reviewing Epstein documents with an expression compared to "being handed photos from your university days"Pam Bondi called to give evidence before the committeeThe drip-feed release of Epstein files assessed as likely to tantalise the public for years🏏 Cricket: New Zealand Stun South Africa in T20 World Cup[01:12:13]New Zealand knocked South Africa out of the T20 World Cup semi-final in commanding fashion.NZ won for the loss of just one wicket in the 12th overOpening stand of 117 between Finn Allen (100 not out, 33 balls) and Tim Seifert (58)South Africa dropped early catches (Markram and De Kock) before recovering in the fieldKey wicket-takers: Rishi Ravindra 2/29 off 4, Lockie Ferguson 1/29 off 4, Matt Henry 2/34 off 4South Africa reportedly unhappy about dew conditions favouring New ZealandPreview: If England beat India, Jack the Insider tips New Zealand to win the final; if India make it, India are favouredEngland's Jacob Bethell and Will Jacks both highlighted as players in strong form🏈 AFL Season Preview — Round Zero[01:17:46]The AFL season kicks off tonight with Sydney Swans hosting Carlton — and there's a little needle given Charlie Curnow's move from Carlton to the Swans.Tonight's game & key players:Charlie Curnow (two-time Coleman Medallist) now wearing #35 for Sydney — seen as a great fitCarlton: watch Jager Smith (ball-winning, skilled by foot); new recruits Highwood and Oli Florent (a running halfback who should improve Carlton's ball use into the forward 50)Sydney are $1.30 favouritesRound Zero schedule:Friday night: Gold Coast Suns vs Geelong Cats (Gold Coast)Saturday: GWS Giants vs Hawthorn; Brisbane Lions vs Western BulldogsSunday evening: St Kilda vs Collingwood (MCG)2026 Eight predictions:Likely improvers into the eight: Western Bulldogs, St Kilda (Wanganeen-Milera highlighted as a "gun"), Sydney, potentially RichmondShaky members of last year's eight: Collingwood, Adelaide, HawthornWest Coast and Richmond assessed as likely bottom-dwellers, though Richmond showing improvementNorth Melbourne need a strong year to justify their high draft investmentNew rules discussion:Ruck rule: ruckmen must not cross the centre circle line or concede a free kick — both Jack the Insider and Hong Kong Jack predict the rule will be reinterpreted by around June; Brady Grundy already exploiting itLast-touch out-of-bounds between the arcs now results in a free kick rather than a boundary throw-in — expected to create grey areasInterchange: 23-man squads replacing the 22+1 concussion sub; reduced interchange rotations🏉 PNG Enters the NRL[01:26:59]Discussion of Papua New Guinea's upcoming entry into the NRL competition, backed by AUD 600 million in federal government funding.Seen as valuable "soft power" for Australia in the PacificCould help unify a fractured, tribal society around a shared sporting identity — PNG has a passionate rugby league cultureColourful anecdote from the late Andrew Peacock involving Sean Dorney (the late ABC Pacific correspondent) — who, it turns out, was the halfback for the PNG national rugby league team and received a hero's welcome that Peacock initially assumed was for him🏉 NRL Vegas Rounds 1 & 2[01:16:40]Brief discussion of the NRL's Vegas rounds — marred by Channel 9 only broadcasting one of the two games free-to-air, with the earlier game going unannounced, confusing viewers.🏏 Alyssa Healy's Farewell ODI[01:25:50]A lovely send-off for Alyssa Healy in her final ODI for Australia — scoring a century in her last innings, with husband Mitchell Starc commentating in the box.Starc visibly unimpressed when Healy came on to bowl, commenting dryly: "It's a bit harder than it looks, isn't it?"Celebrated as one of the great Australian women's cricketers🎙️ Closing — Kyle & Jackie O, and the Gold-Plated Oval Office[01:29:53]Jack the Insider wrote a light-hearted column for The Australian on the Kyle Sandilands and Jackie O split — a welcome moment of levity in a heavy news weekHong Kong Jack: the Trump Oval Office, now festooned in gold, looks like "Liberace decorated it on a coke bender" — or like wandering into a London Indian restaurant. He's waiting for the first world leader to walk in and order the chicken tikka masala.Thanks to listeners Greg and Ray for writing in. Drop the Two Jacks a line via their website or on X — tell them what you want to discuss, or give them a blast.

Episode 205 - Epstein Fury ft Hillary + Pizza - GC Trump Tower - Woke AI - BABET!

We are back and it's been a huge fortnight on the fringe of right wing politics. We have forgotten about Epstein thanks to Operation Epstein Fury - but is that really why Trump went ahead with his 'definitely not a war for the sake of congress' military operation? Probably not. But hey, that's what we said when Clinton did a PR campaign for Tomahawk Cruise Missiles over in Serbia when things heated up at home. Either way, there's a slim chance this won't end terribly. The Epstein files are going great with Hillary Clinton - for some reason - being pulled into a closed door session with career idiot Lauren Boebert who asked her about pizzagate because, well, this entire thing is a farce. Trump Tower is definitely happening on the Gold Coast which will be a billion stories high and run by a very competent former Yeppoon pub owner. Can't think of a better bloke to make this thing definitely happen. What could possibly go wrong? Anthropic are woke because they don't want to implement mass surveillance and fully autonomous weapons but don't worry, Sam Altman is happy to do that one. We are all going to die. SovCits sees Dale Doback turn a $500 speeding fine into a protracted courtroom shitfight for no apparent reason and...BABET HAS NOT BEEN IDLE! Enjoy folks. Thanks for your support - please give us money on Patreon but if that kind of thankless behaviour is unsatisfying go to cbco.beer and enter CRP10 at the checkout and get some discounted good beer. It doesn't really help us but the beer is legit good and well priced!!!

The Two Jacks - Episode 146 - One Nation’s Surge, NDIS Reform & the Politics of Fea

AS USUAL SHOWNOTES ARE AI SLOP BY CLAUDE SONNET 4.6 THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER-----------------------------------------------------------A wide‑ranging hour covering domestic politics (One Nation’s surge and the Coalition’s paralysis), major policy debates (NDIS reform, political donations), crime and national security items, transport projects, and international flashpoints from the US tariffs decision to Iran and Russia. Jack the Insider and Hong Kong Jack mix sharp political analysis with on‑the‑ground colour and sport/entertainment roundups.00:00:26 — Intro & banterQuick greeting, light chat about Chinese New Year and local life in Hong Kong. Sets tone and introduces the episode.00:01:36 — One Nation surge & polling deep-diveDiscussion of recent polls showing One Nation jumping into mid‑teens/20s in places; skepticism about methodology (Roy Morgan/telephone vs face‑to‑face) and how soft protest votes can be. Hong Kong Jack calls this a historically large minor‑party rise.00:06:49 — Why major conservatives look frozen (cost of One Nation policy)Analysis of Coalition paralysis on immigration policy; PBO estimate on net‑zero migration cost discussed; critique that Liberals/Nationals aren’t confronting One Nation’s policy platform.00:10:47 — Keith Wallerhan essay: who are modern decisive voters?Summary of Wallerhan’s argument that the old “Phil & Jenny” voter has shifted; a new aspirational, tertiary‑educated, renting suburban voter is key and the Liberal Party hasn’t adapted.00:13:29 — Nationals, nuclear sites and political messaging failuresHow rushed / poorly communicated policy (nuclear sites list) triggered NIMBY backlash; claim the Coalition isn’t doing the detailed work needed to respond to voter shifts.00:18:28 — High Court challenge to Victoria’s political donations regimeTwo independents argue the law entrenches major parties by cutting off new fundraising structures; discussion of the likely timing and importance for the November state election.00:20:30 — Crime: abduction/murder linked to organised crime networksAppalling case of an elderly man abducted from North Ryde, body discovered near Penrith; two men charged, defence suggests broader Sydney crime network involvement.00:24:56 — Gang violence & the Matt Utai shooting; crime networks in SydneyBrief on organised‑crime turf disputes (the “Coconut Cartel” reference) and ongoing police investigations.00:24:56 — Transport — Sydney–Newcastle high‑speed rail proposalFederal funding for planning (~AUD 660m so far) discussed; doubts raised about cost, route feasibility and whether fast rail really suits Australia’s geography and travel patterns.00:31:09 — NDIS & autism diagnosis debateMike Freelander (paediatrician & MP) argues autism diagnostic threshold is too low; Grattan Institute numbers referenced; concern NDIS budget/scope is unsustainable without reform.00:36:29 — Australians in Syrian camps / “ISIS brides” debateStrong views on repatriation and national security; discussion of Australian citizenship rights for children born in Australia and the political difficulty of extracting or repatriating individuals from camps.00:42:10 — UK entry rules for dual citizens (brief)Note about changes/fees affecting dual UK citizens arriving without a UK passport; implications for Hong Kongers and others.00:44:20 — United States tariffs & Supreme Court rulingSCOTUS decision limiting presidential tariff powers discussed; Gorsuch and Kavanaugh opinions mentioned; likely litigation and refund battles to follow.00:56:16 — AI, data centres and environmental concernsColorado moratorium mention; large energy/water footprints of data centres; practical notes on lawyers/journalists misusing AI (fabricated cases) and AI as a drafting tool that must be checked.01:04:37 — Middle East: Iran tensions & regional risksDiscussion of US/Israeli options, likely limits to air/missile strikes, regional escalation risk and implications for proxy groups (Hezbollah).01:05:30 — Russia & Ukraine: economic pressure on MoscowSurvey of views that Russia’s economy is under severe strain and that continued war may be economically self‑sustaining for the regime.01:06:13 — UK politics: by‑election in Gorton & Denton (context)Background on the resignation/scandal that triggered the by‑election; polling context (Reform/Greens versus Labor).01:08:15 — High‑profile UK arrests (Mandelson, Andrew) and “misconduct in public office”Overview of arrests/interviews, differences in UK arrest process vs Australia, discussion of historical use and limits of the offence and prosecution challenges.01:19:04 — Sport: AFL documentary, Toby Greene, Carlton developmentsNotes on Amazon Prime’s Inside the AFL; Toby Greene anecdote; Carlton’s new training facility, ESG plan and player signings (Sam Walsh, Jager Smith, Wade Dirksen story).01:27:41 — NRL in Las Vegas; T20 World Cup & Australian cricket updateNRL double‑header success in Vegas; ticket/cost notes. T20 World Cup preview—India/England/West Indies form and women’s team performance spotlight.01:32:18 — Global oddities and small items (N Korea, etc.)Quick remarks on North Korea’s predictable “reelection” and the historic gap since last nuclear test.01:33:36 — Outro & listener call‑outsClosing thanks, invitation for listener questions and sign‑off.

SAMPLE - Black Label 38 - Thiel's Hallow App - Tariffs - Epstein - SovCit

I don't think we defamed anyone in the first thirty mins so I thought I might give a snippet to the public feed to keep y'all happy till the next main ep. -----------------------------------------------------------------------Patrons! Thank you for your continued support. This thing hangs over my head like a dark cloud of unfulfilled expectations despite you all being super chill about whether we release or not. But this one's a banger! Should be a main really but whatever - y'all deserve some quality in your feed.First up is the Hallow app - a pay to pray phone app funded by Peter Thiel (among others) which not only makes you cough up dough to join their shitty prayer challenges - but harvests data and feeds you political messaging. Classic Thiel. God bless that evil vampire.Tariffs are out! They are back in! That was quick. But what happens to the ones they've already taken? There's a grift here. For some insane reason Jack disputes the claim that this is the most corrupt white house in history and then has to read out a list of reasons why that is objectively wrong.Epstein will not go away. Punishment exists outside the USA but just because nobody has gone to their new forever home in handcuffs doesn't mean heads won't roll. For now, but they'll be sweating like - nevermind.And there's a bonghead sovcit who was radicalised online and for some reason his lawyer said that in the past tense. Yeah sure mate! Cook on lad. But don't send cops death threats. They are not fond of them.Enjoy!

The Two Jacks - Episode 145 - The Liberal Makeover, Epstein's Elite Friends & Cuba on the Brink

THERE IS A FEEDBACK FROM HKJ'S HEADPHONES TO HIS MIC - THIS IS NOT GOING TO BE FIXED - I HAVE BEEN TOLD HKJ HAS BEEN YELLED AT APPROPRIATELY. AI slop from our mate Claude Sonnet 4.6 - who is a good slopmaker and a blessed robot.Jack the Insider and Hong Kong Jack are back for Episode 145, kicking off with Chinese New Year greetings before diving headlong into the Liberal Party's new leadership under Angus Taylor, Victoria's CFMEU corruption saga, and the ever-deepening Epstein files rabbit hole. They roam through the Munich Security Conference, Zelensky's sharp Putin put-down, Cuba's unravelling regime, and the Iran situation — then lighten the mood with one-hit wonders in literature, the T20 World Cup disaster, AFL State of Origin, Winter Olympics, and the Premier League title race. Buckle up.SHOW NOTES WITH TIMESTAMPS🎉 Introduction & Chinese New Year[0:00:25] — The Two Jacks kick off Episode 145 with Chinese New Year greetings (Kung He Fat Choi!). Hong Kong Jack reports an unusually quiet Hong Kong, with locals escaping to Dubai, Singapore, and Japan to avoid pricey CNY celebrations closer to home.🏛️ Australian Federal Politics — Angus Taylor & the Liberal Party[0:01:52] — New Liberal Leader: Angus Taylor defeats Susan Lee 34–17, with Jane Hume elected Deputy over Ted O'Brien (30–20). Jack the Insider and Hong Kong Jack assess whether Taylor can rebuild a shattered party.[0:02:53] — Immigration policy leak: A policy blueprint, reportedly Susan Lee's, surfaced within a day of the spill. Taylor claimed he hadn't seen it. The Jacks debate how the Liberals should handle immigration without gifting One Nation more oxygen.[0:05:59] — Strategy session: Jack the Insider argues Taylor should shut up, take two weeks of parliamentary recess to announce his shadow cabinet quietly, then re-emerge with policy — rather than chasing the media cycle daily.[0:08:57] — The Goward–Menzies review of the Liberal Party's election drubbing: never publicly released, reportedly so legally combustible that lawyers have been called in. The Jacks agree burying internal reviews is standard practice — but ask whether rank-and-file members deserve some honest reckoning.[0:11:00] — Malcolm Turnbull's "best-qualified idiot" quip about Taylor sparks a broader conversation about whether bitter ex-PMs (Turnbull, Abbott) do themselves or their parties any favours by lingering. The Jacks compare them unfavourably to Gillard, Howard, and Keating, who moved on successfully.🏗️ Victorian State Politics — CFMEU Corruption & the Big Build[0:15:24] — The AFR's damning investigation into the Victorian Government's infrastructure boom: drug deals, strippers, bribes, bikie gangs, ghost ships, and a 15–20% cost blowout to taxpayers. Mick Gatto's denial is, per Jack the Insider, "a pretty bad week" for the government.[0:17:22] — Victorian polling (Demos): LNP 29%, Labor 23%, One Nation 21%, Greens 15%. The eye-opener: One Nation at 15% in inner Melbourne, prompting the memorable line "There are cookers everywhere, Jack."[0:23:51] — The Jacks wrap Victoria: Premier Jacinda Allen is "limping to re-election in November" (28th). Hong Kong Jack suggests she book a Christmas holiday now. Sixteen years in government, a mountain of debt, and a corruption scandal — the cupboard, when opened, will be grim.🕌 NSW — Muslim Worshippers Dragged from Sydney Protest[0:25:16] — PM Albanese calls for NSW Police to explain footage of officers removing Muslim worshippers praying at a protest against Israeli President Isaac Herzog's visit. The Jacks note the footage, whatever the legal context around move-along orders, was always going to lead news services around the world — and it did.🎬 Obituaries — Robert Duvall & Rev. Jesse Jackson[0:26:54] — Robert Duvall, dead at 95. The Jacks celebrate a career stretching from Boo Radley in To Kill a Mockingbird (his film debut) through MASH, The Godfather (Parts I & II), Apocalypse Now ("I love the smell of napalm in the morning"), The Conversation, True Grit, and Tender Mercies. His decision to skip Godfather III over pay parity — Pacino was on five times his fee — is vindicated by the finished product.[0:31:30] — Rev. Jesse Jackson, dead. A big, complicated public life: present at Martin Luther King's assassination, kingmaker in Clinton-era Democratic politics, gifted preacher and orator, and a man who had falling-outs with nearly everyone — including the Obamas — before his death.🇬🇧 UK — Sir Keir Starmer's Bad Week[0:33:21] — Starmer abandons plans to cancel local government elections after pressure from Nigel Farage. The Jacks' verdict: the real reason was the government was set to be shellacked, and it no longer has the political capital to pull something so transparently sneaky.[0:35:35] — Ambassador Peter Mandelson under active criminal investigation. Prince Andrew (referred to properly as Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor) under police investigation connected to the Epstein files — with allegations around misconduct in public office as trade envoy, financial impropriety, and personal conduct (including a Bangkok story that will make listeners raise an eyebrow). Hong Kong Jack's assessment: Andrew ends up in "an open prison on the Sandringham estate."🕵️ The Epstein Files[0:39:20] — Kathy Ruemmler — former Obama White House Counsel, then Goldman Sachs General Counsel — referred to Epstein as "uncle" and had 10,000 documented interactions with him. The Jacks ask the obvious question: how do people with those credentials and that résumé simply choose not to Google a convicted sex offender?[0:42:00] — Hong Kong Jack's theory on elite social dynamics: even already-famous people are fanboys. Illustrated with a wonderful yarn about Alan Border getting Mick Jagger and Keith Richards fan-girling over him backstage at the O2 — "they were as much fanboys about being there with Alan Border as I was being there with them."[0:44:10] — Kevin Rudd's brush with an Epstein invitation while at a New York think tank: his office's cursory inquiry went no further, while Epstein name-dropped "the former President of Australia" on his guest list anyway.[0:46:06] — Jack the Insider floats a theory: Epstein may have been a Russian FSB/KGB asset. Donald Tusk and others agree.🌍 Munich Security Conference[0:46:48] — German Chancellor Friedrich Merz opens with an "uncomfortable truth": a deep rift between Europe and the US. US Secretary of State Marco Rubio responds with a speech framing the alliance around Western civilisation — and, astonishingly, receives a standing ovation from European foreign ministers. Hong Kong Jack: "I was astounded that all these European heavyweights were on their feet clapping like seals." The Jacks peg Rubio as the hot favourite for 2028, ahead of J.D. Vance.[0:50:24] — Zelensky's sharp line on Putin at Munich: "His reference points aren't living advisors or the world as it is today, but dead emperors and faded maps. He consults Tsar Peter and Empress Catherine more than anyone who understands modern life."[0:51:36] — The 2028 Democratic primary field was also in Munich: Newsom, AOC, Whitmer, Hillary Clinton (long shot, per Hong Kong Jack). AOC is seen as a strong VP candidate at minimum.⚙️ Russian Drones — European Components Scandal[0:52:39] — The Organised Crime and Corruption Reporting Project (OCCRP — occrp.org) reveals Ukrainian military intelligence has dissected downed Iranian-made Shahed-2 drones used by Russia and found over 100 components from approximately 20 European firms — including microchips, receivers, transistors, diodes, antennas, and fuel pumps. The EU's own sanctions envoy acknowledges it's happening under their nose. Hong Kong Jack notes: "History is full of this." Trade routes through Hong Kong and Macau get a mention too.🇮🇷 Iran — Islam's Collapse & US Military Posturing[1:00:41] — Reza Pahlavi defends Iran–Israel ties and distinguishes the Iranian people from the Tehran regime. Reports (unverified but sourced from multiple outlets) suggest 70% of Iranians have left Islam and two-thirds of mosques have closed due to low attendance. The Jacks note: when the state becomes unpopular, the state religion follows.[1:00:58] — A US aircraft carrier battle group is in the region. Iranian naval forces (described as "not quite McHale's Navy") are creating flashpoints. The Gulf states are quietly nervous about an Israeli/US strike — unsure of Iran's actual defensive capacity.🇨🇺 Cuba — On the Brink[1:01:51] — Cuba is in crisis: fuel shortages, universities and schools shut, public transport curtailed, the military as the country's biggest employer. Countries urging citizens to leave immediately include Costa Rica, the UK, Ireland, Australia (Smart Traveller: Reconsider Your Need to Travel, raised 12 February), and even Russia — which is operating evacuation flights for ~4,000 citizens. The Jacks ask: is the world ready for mass arrivals in Florida?📚 One-Hit Wonders in Literature[1:05:51] — Is Harper Lee the greatest one-hit wonder of all time? Jack the Insider pushes back — she wrote Go Set a Watchman too. The social media list of nominees includes: J.D. Salinger (Catcher in the Rye), Mary Shelley (Frankenstein), Margaret Mitchell (Gone with the Wind), John Kennedy Toole (A Confederacy of Dunces), and — the crowd favourite — Francis Scott Key, who wrote the US National Anthem in 12 minutes. Jack the Insider recommends Philip Roth, Joseph Heller, and Grapes of Wrath for those wanting proper American literary deep cuts.🏏 Sport — T20 World Cup[1:10:49] — Australia are out in the group stage. Beaten by Zimbabwe and Sri Lanka. Jack the Insider's post-mortem: the best batsman in the Big Bash wasn't in the original squad, and when he was included, he wasn't played. Matt Renshaw was dropped for a player badly out of form. The "minnow" nations (Nepal in particular) have been playing T20 together constantly and are highly prepared. Scotland, by contrast, were only there because Bangladesh boycotted — and looked "like a slightly overweight, out-of-season club side."🏈 AFL — State of Origin[1:16:40] — The first AFL State of Origin game (Vic vs WA) at Optus Stadium, Perth, drew ~58,000. A high-quality contest, albeit light on defence. Jack the Insider nearly had a heart attack when Carlton defender Jacob Weitering went down — ultimately a fractured rib, no serious neck injury. Standouts per Hong Kong Jack: Daicos, Dangerfield, Kozzie Pickett, Luke Jackson (as a midfielder), and — the revelation — Barrass. Rory Lobb had a shocker. The Jacks question whether there's a workable place in the calendar for a multi-game series.🥌 Winter Olympics — Curling Scandal & Klæbo[1:21:08] — A Canadian curler was caught cheating (removing and replacing his finger on the stone mid-delivery) and directed colourful language at opponents. Twitter's curling expertise emerged within four hours, per Hong Kong Jack. Also: Norwegian cross-country skiing phenomenon Johannes Høsflot Klæbo — described as "Bradman-like" in his superiority — running uphill at six-minute-mile pace in snow, on skis.⛳ LIV Golf — Adelaide[1:23:26] — LIV Golf works in Adelaide (crowds love it). Hong Kong Jack notes it's not working everywhere. Some players are reportedly handing back sign-on money to return to the PGA Tour, which the Jacks suggest is a notable disincentive to switch back when the sign-on was north of USD 10 million.⚽ Premier League[1:25:02] — Arsenal lead Man City by five points (with a game in hand). Noel Gallagher, lifelong City fan, has tipped Arsenal to win the league — saying he doesn't see them slipping up, and that their bench depth is the key. At the other end: West Ham are third-bottom, in desperate relegation danger. This triggers a discussion of Boris Johnson's calamitous London Stadium deal, which already costs London ratepayers millions annually — and relegation would add another ~£10 million penalty to that tab.🎤 Closing — Boris Johnson on Prince Andrew & Listener Mail[1:28:02] — Hong Kong Jack shares a Tina Brown Substack gem: Boris Johnson, returning from a lunch with Prince Andrew during his time as Lord Mayor, told staff: "I'd be the last person in the world to want to be a Republican — but f**k, if I've got to do a lunch with him again, I'm going to change my mind."[1:29:29] — Listener Ray submitted eight questions/topics this week. The Jacks appreciate the enthusiasm, gently suggest he trim it to one or two. Some of Ray's material will be held over for Episode 146.HOSTSJack the Insider (Joel Hill)Hong Kong JackLINKS & REFERENCES MENTIONEDOCCRP — Organised Crime and Corruption Reporting Project: occrp.orgTina Brown's Substack — The Epstein files piece (recommended read)Hong Kong Jack's Substack (contact/submissions)Jack the Insider on Twitter/X and Facebook